what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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