- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.