- Anti Joke

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

cats are pussies

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.