Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Logan's gay

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What hurts like hell? HELL

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

penis haha

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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