What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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You all have Aids

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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