- Anti Joke

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.