Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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