What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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