- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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