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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

Click here to end the world.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

When is a door not a door? Never.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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