- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

i like it in the mouth

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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