Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Why was the woman?

i just pooped that is all!

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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