Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Womens Rights

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What's stupid a light bulb.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Chuck Norris.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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