What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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