What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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So does Blake

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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butt sex

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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