What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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ecks! why zee?

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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