- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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