Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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