- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Robin, get in the car!

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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