can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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AIDS

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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Abortion

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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