- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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