This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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An Aisian failed a test

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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