- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Chlamydia

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Trump will make America great again.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Arrow in the Knee!

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