- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Then none of us want to be right.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

I'm so punny.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

whats up and also down? your mum

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

im watching you..

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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