What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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Tucker Rivera

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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