- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

woman's rights

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

haha black people :D

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What comes after 69? mouthwash

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