What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Anti Joke

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