- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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knock knock go away!!!

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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