How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Don't believe in Atheists.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

What's funnier than 68 69

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Guess what? You guessed it.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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