Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Major League Soccer

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The WNBA

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Soccer...

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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How you know when dislextic

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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