- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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