A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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