What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

are you gay does your mom know

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

Sometimes i'm hungry.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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