- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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