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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

binladin walks into the american seals

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....