- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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