What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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