- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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