I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Your Mom

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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