Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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