- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

ring around the rosie ... your dead

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

AIDS.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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