Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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404 Error: Joke not found

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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