- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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The Princess is in another castle

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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