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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Badabing.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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