What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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