A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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