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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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