Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

the holocaust

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

CFL

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Sixty... eight

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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