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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

can you pass the soap?

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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