- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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