- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Canadians

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

once upon a time, it snowed

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Why so serious ?

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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