Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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