What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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rent a cops

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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NASCAR

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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