Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Penis

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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