- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

q ggggggggggggggggg

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Women's rights.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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