- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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