What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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I love you

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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