Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Who invented apple? God

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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