why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

q ggggggggggggggggg

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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