- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Get it? More.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

What's half of 8? o

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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