- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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