Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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