Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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