karn chevalier

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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Dance is a sport

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Miscarriages.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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