- Anti Joke

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

sweating like antoni with a girl