- Anti Joke

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.