- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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