How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

my wife out of the kitchen

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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