- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Is your refrigerator running? No.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Equal rights!

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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